Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you move to Sammer Kingdom and are annoyed by the Sammer Guys.

I wish for an immense high post count.

Yay! 1000th reply!
 
Granted.
That post counts crushes the database without anyone even knowing it.

I WISH FOR AL'S 13TH ALBUM NAO ;-;
 
Smiddle said:
Granted.
That post counts crushes the database without anyone even knowing it.

I WISH FOR AL'S 13TH ALBUM NAO ;-;
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There are no songs on it except a Shatner cover of eBay.

I wish I had the 1000th post instead of PS. ;.;
 
I don't have the 1000th post. I have the 100th reply. You already have teh 1000th post. ur head asplode.

I wish for a plate full of spaghetti. :)
 
Granted, you get lotsa spaghetti, and you turn into Luigi from Hotel Mario and annoy people.

I wish :bowser: was real.
 
Granted, he dies because he's only a head.

I wish för ä hülä hülä lööp.
 
Granted, Smiddle does.

I wish för änöther hülä hülä lööp.
 
Gräntëd, büẗ yöür cömpüẗër cräsḧës ẅḧïle ẗrÿïng ẗö rëäd ẗḧësë ẅëïrd sÿmböls.

I wish for moar peanuts (food).