Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, I will now systematically yell at users to go to hell.

I wish Uniju would go to hell.
 
Granted but the new villain is Bowser's Ghost

I wish that :mario: and :luigi: would eat :bowser: with a side of :yoshi:
 
Granted, he's obsessed with Chuck Norris now.

I wish I won't get banned to hell for wishing that either this topic gets unsticked or the other topics get sticked, too.
 
Granted, it will now get you banned to the Twisting Nether.
(And I'll unsticky the thread)

I wish Baten Kaitos was actually worth the money I spent on it.
 
Granted, you spent 5 cent. Therefore it is worth 5 cent.

I wish Ghosty would believe me I don't cheat in the "Type your username with your toe"-thread.
 
Granted, however, I've never clicked on that thread, so you wasted a wish.

I wish for 1000xInterwebs.
 
All servers crash.

I wish for the entire run of Futurama.
 
Granted. They shortened it a little bit. Enjoy the 5 min-run!

I wish for the throne.
 
Granted. The "you" refers to Patrick Star. So you have no brain then.

I wish for moar Mario games.
 
Granted, you become a WONDERFUL manga artist.

WAIT A MINUTE...

I wish I didn't go to Pixeltendo instead of here.
 
Granted, you die, so it doesn't hurt.

I wish I would pwn.
 
You wish I wouldn't pwn. Which is already granted. :( UR HEAD ASPLODE.

I wish for Money, Money, Money.
 
Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, so you are now stuck in a paradox.

I wish I was one of Pixeltendos retarded perverts who sprites naked girls.
 
Granted, it asplodes on the guy that delivers it to you, so you don't get it.

I wish Uni would understand that "Money, Money, Money" is a song of Swedish pop group ABBA from teh 70s.
 
*you were*

Your brain asplodes from the new knowledge. Wish for less algebra next time.

I wish... for... a lobster. That would NOT hurt me.
 
Granted, it breaks your PC.

I wish for an oily high poster.
 
You get what they have now, version 0.006.

I wish I was allowed to purchase any songs I want from iTunes.
 
Granted, there's nothing to remember.

I wish I knew WTF I say, too. (it's just something random)
 
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