Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marstar2000]

Granted. He doesn't do anything with him and lets him go.

I wish for an awesome face smiley.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, your face is now so awesome, you're crushed by adoring fans (and don't call me smiley).
I wish I had a tissue box for a foot.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, I stuff a bomb in it.

I wish there was an awesome face smiley on the forum.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but it's in a slash fic.

I wish that I was a Magikrazy.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted.
But since you like drillburs, (the worst pkmn ever) you are already crazy.
I wish that Bowser was real and he dosen't hurt me.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted.
But since you like drillburs, (the worst pkmn ever) you are already crazy.
I wish that Bowser was real and he dosen't hurt me.

Just for that, granted, but he does something much, much, much, much worse (I'll leave this up to your imagination).

I wish for gum that never lost its flavor.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it has an adverse effect on you, and you are taken away by Oompa-Loompas.

I wish it was August (I never thought I'd say that).

 

[Magikrazy]

Cannot grant, for I don't know what "it" is reffering to.

I wish for a gun that never lost its flavor.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you chew it and shoot yourself.

I wish I was bulletproof.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but then you blow up.

I wish someone actually remembers me.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish all my friends were here. And that Applejack was here, too.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but they don't know you. And Applejack starts stomping you.

I wish that I could get that new game that's coming out some time this year.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's the sequel to ET.

I wish I PM3 will be a good game.