Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Time Turner]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish something happened.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are tortured by random hobos.

I wish for something stupid that will kill Reversinator happens.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but the sentence was so garbled up that you die.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. All the games are now horribly buggy.

I wish I could control space and time.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but the power overwhelms you and you die.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free and not horribly buggy.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but instead of bugs, they have glitches that occur if you press any button/move whatever is the control stick/whatever that has to do with the controls, and you press the gamefreezing glitch button, which not only freezes the game, but causes that all other buttons become the gamefreezing button too.

I wish this sentence killed YOU(BTW, the YOU can't be changed in any way, no rearranging letters, no replacing/adding/removing letters, neither any of your little tricks, and neither can the verbs be change.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, the word doesn't exist anymore and the English language is infinitely harder to speak.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free, have no glitches, not freezable, and not horribly buggy/

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, the word doesn't exist anymore and the English language is infinitely harder to speak.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free, have no glitches, not freezable, and not horribly buggy/

Granted, but you are unable to have any of them.

I wish Austria was not in Diplomacy.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, Diplomacy ceases to exist.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free, I can have them, they have no glitches, not freezable, and not horribly buggy.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you suck so badly, the producers come into your house and slowly torture you, then kill you slowly and painfully just for failing.

I wish Nabber(the user whose current name is Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer(can't be changed in any way, no matter what you do) got murdered(verbs can't be changed either).

 

[Nabber]

Doesn't qualify because that isn't a good wish.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free, I can have them, I am good at them, they have no glitches, not freezable, and not horribly buggy.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. They are all horrible.

I wish nabber would stop making wishes about Steam games.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but he spends in on Call of Duty.

I wish that Nega-Man would gift me a game.

(jk you don't actually have to do that)

 

[Nabber]

Granted, Spongebob attempts to pizzazz it up and the thread is screwed.

I wish for all the Steam games to be free, I can have them, I am good at them, they have no glitches, not freezable, and not horribly buggy, and aren't bad games.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get a

game which kills you if you even TRY to play it.

I wish that Nabber were a time bomb which can't kill anybody but will still explode(I don't care if grammar isn't perfect, it's valid, and it counts as good wish, no matter what you say.)

 

[Nabber]

Granted but when I explode, time resets and I end up winning all of the lotteries, then I take over the world.

I wish that I was the rule of the world.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but no other life-forms exist besides yourself, giving you nothing over which to rule.

I wish that it was August.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, the heat kills you.

I wish this game was more fun.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it's because you're not in it.

I wish Nintendo would release Paper Mario 3DS.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it is not as good as PM2.

I wish that PM3DS is as good as PM2.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but all copies somehow become too damaged to be played

I wish someone that I knew outside of the wiki was on the wiki.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but they get banned.

I wish that I had access to all of the boards.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you can't post in them. I wish there were more newsworthy events reported on the news.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's all about sloth races.

I wish there was less conflict in the world.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but now there's conflict in our various space colonies.

I wish we had had a proper winter.