Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, it's put in your lungs and you die from lack of air.

I wish for a Diddy Kong smiley.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but it makes your computer lag like it has never done before, permanently destroying it in the process.

I wish for something awesome to happen.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it gives me a new computer which coincidentially has exactly the same data as the other one I had, and I use it to guide something that will kill you and then I do awesome stuff over your dead body.

I wish that sentence weren't so long.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, you become rich.

I wish that sentence weren't so long.

Granted, I fixed it.

I wish I could be better at everything.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. However, you are from a dimension where "everything" means "nothing", so you can't do anything.

I wish for

a sea Vinnie pizza

 

[LN1]

Granted, it tastes so horrible you die.

I wish for food that won't kill me in any way.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, you get shot in the head.

I wish for a higher forum rank.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it's so high you can't see it, but I can.

I wish for something.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, it's a grenade

I wish for wishes that can't harm me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish for.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you.

I wish the rain in Spain could stay mainly in the plain.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but you are also in said plain which you were hoping the rain to stay when it rains.

I wish I was semi-good at programming.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you are a semi truck who's good at programming.

I wish space wasn't the final frontier.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, space no longer exists and we all die.

I wish that the Hunger Games movie will be good.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you don't get to see it.

I wish that everybody would hate Raymond and love Chris.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but everyone loves Chris so much that everyone ignores you.

I wish I could read even faster than I can nowadays.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you can't enjoy any of the things you read.

I wish we weren't all in this together.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. Eventually this topic gets locked, stored in the Topic Storage, and then gets deleted.

I I WISH WISH THAT THAT I I WAS WAS NOT NOT SAYING SAYING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING TWICE TWICE IN IN CAPS CAPS LOCK LOCK.

 

[Magikrazy]

GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED. EVENTUALLY EVENTUALLY EVENTUALLY THIS THIS THIS TOPIC TOPIC TOPIC GETS GETS GETS LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED, STORED STORED STORED IN IN IN THE THE THE TOPIC TOPIC TOPIC STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE, AND AND AND THEN THEN THEN GETS GETS GETS DELETED DELETED DELETED.

I I I WISH WISH WISH THAT THAT THAT I I I WAS WAS WAS NOT NOT NOT SAYING SAYING SAYING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING TWICE TWICE TWICE IN IN IN CAPS CAPS CAPS LOCK LOCK LOCK.

Granted, you now say everything three times in Caps Lock.

I wish that I had a MissingNo.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but it doesn't obey you.

I wish for my DBZ fanfiction to be good

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but there's an even better one, drawing everyone's attention away from yours.

I wish for something good to happen.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it happens to me and then you have bad luck.

I wish for , , and 8).

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. They eat you.

I don't wish for not a hundred dollars I would not have that I would not use.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's the rarest $100 bill in history and it's worth now $956,216, but it's a counterfeit, so you get sent to jail for double life.

I wish I can play the piano (and mind you, in the music world, "play" means play perfectly)

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but the meaning of the word just changed recently and it now means "to commit suicide with".

I wish I had the $956,216 bill.