Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you lose your soul for no apparent reason.

I wish I could visit Fairy's Fountain.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. Fairy's Fountain is really a prison that is badly named.

I wish for a very handsome picture of me that would explode if you ate it.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but I eat it anyways.

I wish to be un-exploded.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but you get poisoned.

I wish everyone would lay down on the "Over 9000" joke.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you start up an even lamer joke.

I wish that I was a mafia pro.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are so professional, you make people believe you're mafia and you get lynched when you were innocent.

I wish for a Snack Basket that won't kill or harm me.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it pins you to the ground forever until you die of starvation.

 

[Marstar2000]

...

I wish for cake. Beautiful cake. Cake that isn't poisonous.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you fall in love with Mr. Cake.

I wish that I had less math homework.

 

[LN1]

Granted, now you have more Biology homework.

I wish for and 8) to be combined.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, it is so awesome that you die.

I wish to be a professional backstabber.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you backstab yourself

I wish for ALL smilies to be combined!

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, but the Picture was horrifying and blinded you

I wish for a Shoe