Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, it's put in your lungs and you die from lack of air.

I wish for a Diddy Kong smiley.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but it makes your computer lag like it has never done before, permanently destroying it in the process.

I wish for something awesome to happen.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it gives me a new computer which coincidentially has exactly the same data as the other one I had, and I use it to guide something that will kill you and then I do awesome stuff over your dead body.

I wish that sentence weren't so long.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, you become rich.

I wish that sentence weren't so long.

Granted, I fixed it.

I wish I could be better at everything.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. However, you are from a dimension where "everything" means "nothing", so you can't do anything.

I wish for

a sea Vinnie pizza

 

[LN1]

Granted, it tastes so horrible you die.

I wish for food that won't kill me in any way.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, you get shot in the head.

I wish for a higher forum rank.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it's so high you can't see it, but I can.

I wish for something.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, it's a grenade

I wish for wishes that can't harm me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish for.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you.

I wish the rain in Spain could stay mainly in the plain.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but you are also in said plain which you were hoping the rain to stay when it rains.

I wish I was semi-good at programming.