Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it's currently mine

I wish people would stop wishing for lots of money

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but then you would and your wish would be useless.

I wish my SSBB disk wasn't screwed up.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but the rest of your disks get screwed up.

I wish my computer was new

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but the computer sucks when you get it.

I wish I was Waluigi.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you are a sideshow character/

I wish I had a cool car.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but no one else likes it.

I wish my eyes could pop out like this:

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you are not special except for the GBWR people.

I wish they would make a Wario's Woods 2 with Toadette as the second playable character

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Wario tortures Toadette, which is unfortunate (I like Toadette)

I wish Toadette gets a main role in her very own game that is good and it completely original

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but that's what I just said a post before you.

I wish you would listen.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you completely misinterpreted my post. I said Toadette in a completely original game.

I wish for that.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's not selling well without Toad.

I wish I had a NES.