Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he'd implode after that.

I wish I could visit the city that's below Rainbow Road in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would suck.

I wish I was a Goomba.

Would it really suck? I would love to see such a game. And Granted, but you die every five minutes by getting your head crushed underneath some idiot plumber's boot.

I wish that Mario had more crossover games. Like SSB, but for other genres.

You know this is a "Good wishes aren't always good wishes" thread. So the wishes aren't good. I would like that game to, but since it is a Good wishes aren't always good wishes thread, it sucks >_<

Anyway,

Granted, but they would be at war at that time and you would be stuck there.

I wish I could race in Mario Kart.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

@ clock tower- Granted, but youve never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I wish there was no litter.

@- ganon: Granted, but you are hit by a spiny shell and you die.

I wish there was no litter.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone would be cleanfreaks.

I wish I knew what a rooster was.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you'll be let down.

I wish that this was a good wishes thread.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it already is.

I wish I was I could play Tetris in real life.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would be crushed by a falling block.

I wish Toad had a larger role

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone would hate him.

I wish I could ride The Legendary Air Ride Machine.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted but you would throw up.

I wish Sonic 06 didn't suck so hard.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but a certain princess will still make out with an anthropomorphic Hedgehog.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I have nothing to grant.

I wish bullying was illegal.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but that's too strict.

I wish I could ride the Dragoon.