Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but they all insult you.

I wish Mariowiki was as famous as Wikipedia.
 
Granted, but you have to deal with spinys biting you, and a whiny cloud that just asks for more and more bacon.

I wish I could communicate telepathically.
 
Granted, but Wario eats you

I wish Baby Luigi existed in real life
 
Granted, but you get fired

I wish ToxBox has better grammar
 
Granted, but everyone hates you

I wish I knew how to speak every language of the world perfectly
 
Granted, but Mario is in your body currently

I wish these damn posting conflicts would stop
 
Granted, we start pirating you instead

I wish I had something to drink
 
Granted, but I program you to do my bidding

I wish it wasn't so humid today
 
Granted, but you have to shovel your driveway 7 days a week

I wish it could snow at least for one day here
 
Granted, but you have a job instead

I wish my internet was faster
 
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