Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ToxBox]

Granted, but it doesn't have fuel so you crash the airplane

I wish that I have unwanted 1,000,000 bubble gums that tastes terrible and it is not in perfect size

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but that's gross

I wish we could solve the debt crisis.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but a food crises arises

I wish something bad can happen to someone

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but that "someone" is you.

I wish Mario and Sonic were still rivals, and not weak "friendly rivals", I mean go-for-the-throat-SNES-versus-Genesis-days rivals.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Mario wins every time and Sonic loses miserably

I wish Yoshi could get kidnapped by Donkey Kong for once

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but Yoshi would not be the helpless wreck Pauline is.

I wish Pauline would go away. I mean now.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Toadette leaves too

I wish Toadette had a main role in a good game for once

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it sells poorly.

I wish it wasn't so hot in here.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, my ideal temperature of cool is 36 degrees Celsius

I wish I had a good job that I enjoy

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're paid below minimum wage.

I wish I get a Super form when I collect 7 emeralds and 50 rings.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you don't get the Super Ultra Mega Giga Chicken form, which is way better than the Super Form

I wish I had the Super Ultra Mega Giga Chicken form.