Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it is rotten

I wish I had a Flipsie

 

[Yoshiwaker]

I wish the "If you could meet 10 users in real life, who would they be?" thread had never been created.

Hey, that was not my fault. I'm the victim here, buddy.

...I never said it was...

Granted, but then it blows up.

I wish there was no more ragin' about losing in mafia games.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. Mafia games will disappear and then there will no more raging

I wish for root beer and I can drink it

 

[Gumball Machine]

I wish the "If you could meet 10 users in real life, who would they be?" thread had never been created.

Hey, that was not my fault. I'm the victim here, buddy.

...I never said it was...
Granted, but then it blows up.

I wish there was no more ragin' about losing in mafia games.

Yeah, but I'm the only who's been getting crap from everyone.

Granted, but its expired. (Regarding BLOF's wish)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Make a wish!

 

[Gumball Machine]

Oh. I forgot about that. I wish I was Raphael.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. You turn into Raphael the Raven (I know who you're actually talking about; that wish is just vague enough to work!)

I wish Vicky was more evil

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but by being more evil, she becomes Supreme Evil Overlord (Vicky Gets Fired, anyone?)

I wish I was Raphael the Ninja Turtle, (preferably either the Mirage or 2003 version)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but it only lasts for 1 minute

I wish I had superhero powers permanently

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you have to fight crime everyday, no time for breaks.

I wish I was Raphael the Ninja Turtle permanently.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you don't acquire any of his skills. Only his looks.

I wish I can be inside the internet (and be a pink-hatted computer virus)