Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but I talk about him in third person.

DyegoHalliwell wishes for money.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, it vanish in point 1 seconds.
I wsih for Let's Kill Hitler.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but there's no consequences, I have to go to lunch

I wish for something I already had

 

[Smashley]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish for this.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, this is nothing.
I wish for Dwhalli to be back from lunch.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, he immediately goes to eat dinner.

I wish Baby Luigi would get his own game.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, he's kidnapped immediately after the game starts.

I wish electronics would be cheaper here in Brazil.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but they all fall apart quickly.
I wish for y'all to die.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you die as well.

I wish I could go to England.

 

[Goombella]

Ganted you hate it.
I wish to see Let's Kill Hitler before I die.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you die 1 million years after that episode

I wish I could post while sleeping without losing hours of sleep.