Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you'll get slapped back

I wish this:

can be a smiley

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but it becomes the ONLY smiley.

I wish the dinosaurs never went extinct.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, Dinosaurs eat humans

I wish for Bazooka Gum candy

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you are allergic to it.

I wish that I didn't have a blister on my foot.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, you are allergic to it.

I wish that I didn't have a blister on my foot.

Granted, you have 2 blisters on your foot.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but somebody ate it

I wish that I can kill Bowser right now

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but I revive Bowser immediately

I wish for today to end

 

[Smashley]

Granted, it starts all over again.

I wish I could be forever young

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, you're stuck as a baby forever.

I wish Apple would release iOS 5 and iCloud NOW.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but they are really expensive and you cant afford them for like 6 months and then something better is released but you spent all yor money.
I wish that comments hadnt been disabled on Friday's music video.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but this version comes to haunt you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c

I wish all of todays crappy songs were as good as that.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but the yesterday songs now suck

I wish for Baby Luigi in Mario Kart 3DS RIGHT NOW