Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it gets recreated.

I wish I could find My R4 card.
 
Granted, but he gets banned immediately.

I wish that I could have someone else do my exam revision for me.
 
Granted but he gets you an F

I wish I can stay up longer
 
Granted, your popsicle is sized as 1 inch

I wish that person invented homework get beaten up by millions of kids
 
Granted, you get beat up as well.

I wish that school would explode.
 
Granted, you lose it.
I wish for the Doctor Who episode "Let's Kill Hitler" NOW.
And trust me, I will love it, no matter what.
 
Granted, but the world ends the day after the airing of the episode.

I wish to have the The Sun Comes Out Tour DVD NOW! And yeah, I will love it.
 
Yeah, you never get round to watching it.
I wish for Style Savvy, that will not broken, and I never lose again.

Anyway, who cares if the world ends.
I have to see "Let's Kill Hitler"!