Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MCS]

Granted, but then the rest of the stomach ache turns into fart.

I wish that school didnt exist, BUT homeschooling did, and we didnt turn dumb.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, you hate homeschooling.

I wish smileys didn't have white outlines on the Bowser theme.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, smileys don't exist on the Bowser theme at all.

I wish that my head didn't hurt.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. Your stomach hurts instead

I wish I can create my own smiles and will show up

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but its so ugly even you dont use it.
I wish for these stupid adverts to stop coming up.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then you get a virus.

I wish that school didn't exist, we all became smart by the power of homeschooling, and I didn't hate it.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then the world blows up.

I wish I can quickly get a lot of signups quickly in my mafia game.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, nobody is active in your game.

I wish for cake.

 

[MCS]

Granted, theres some hair in it though.

I wish that nothing happens.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, nothing ever happens now.

I wish my upcoming mafia game will be a good one.

 

[MCS]

Granted, all others suck.

Okay, I wish that school didnt exist, we dont get dumb cuz we homeschool, I dont hate it, and the world doesn't blow up, and nothing bad happens to me.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but bad things happen to everyone else and you feel guilty.

I wish the forum was more active.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but the forum is active, so nothing happens.

I wish for the wishes I make in here not to be messed up.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's something that really can't be prevented.

I wish for edible cheese and I can eat it

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted, but you get overgrown.

I wish I had a Nintendo 64.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, you have it's emulator instead

I wish that cats wouldn't get crazy

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted, but dogs be crazy with you instead.

I wish I was unblocked on Super Mario Wiki.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you only get unblocked for one second

I wish for more animated smileys

 

[MCS]

Granted, they all suck.

I wish that i wished that i wished that this wish was never wished.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but someone else wished it (Timmy Turner)

I wish for Fairy Godparents

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. But, they're evil.

I wish I was famous.

 

[mollymoon4]

Granted, but then the paparazzi will always chase you and you will never get peace and quiet.

I wish for an indestructible 3DS.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. But you lose it.

I wish I could eat some more pizza!

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, it tastes horrible.

I wish I could find my DS.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but by the time you find it, it metamorphs into a GameBoy Color.

I wish that this thread died.