Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MCS]

Granted, but then the rest of the stomach ache turns into fart.

I wish that school didnt exist, BUT homeschooling did, and we didnt turn dumb.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, you hate homeschooling.

I wish smileys didn't have white outlines on the Bowser theme.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, smileys don't exist on the Bowser theme at all.

I wish that my head didn't hurt.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. Your stomach hurts instead

I wish I can create my own smiles and will show up

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but its so ugly even you dont use it.
I wish for these stupid adverts to stop coming up.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then you get a virus.

I wish that school didn't exist, we all became smart by the power of homeschooling, and I didn't hate it.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then the world blows up.

I wish I can quickly get a lot of signups quickly in my mafia game.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, nobody is active in your game.

I wish for cake.

 

[MCS]

Granted, theres some hair in it though.

I wish that nothing happens.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, nothing ever happens now.

I wish my upcoming mafia game will be a good one.

 

[MCS]

Granted, all others suck.

Okay, I wish that school didnt exist, we dont get dumb cuz we homeschool, I dont hate it, and the world doesn't blow up, and nothing bad happens to me.