Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. I don't ruin your wish for obvious reasons.

I wish for whatever is behind curtain number 3.
 
Yaay, I'm glad you're self-esteemy now :D

But curtain number 3 has a giant spider in it, but he doesn't go after you because you're awesome.

I wish that Rebecca Black would give up on the music industry.
 
Granted, they don't die.

I wish that snakes didn't exist.
 
Granted, you end up getting shot and killed as well.

I wish that I could go on Summer Vacation this year.
 
Granted, the world explodes because you're mentioning them too much.

I wish Yoshi was real.
 
Granted, but no he says Derp Herp Derp Herp Derp Herp Derp Herp.

I wish I was a dog.
 
Granted, but you gain some in exchange.
 
Granted but it turns into a night of neglect

I wish full episodes of any series to load faster while watching them.
 
Granted but the picture doesn't show up

I wish the Fairly Oddparents have good, newer shows
 
Don't you mean episodes? Anyway, granted. But Spongebob becomes even worse and T.U.F.F. Puppy goes downhill.

I wish I wasn't the only TMNT fan on this forum.
 
Granted, but these fans are rabid fanboys and even dismiss you because you're not rabid enough
(oops, I did meant episodes)

I wish CPUs in Mario Kart Double Dash wouldn't be so selective (only heavyweights in 150cc battling me, are you kidding me?)
 
Granted but they hate it

I wish I had a non-corrupted Mario Kart 3DS copy right now
 
Um, the point of me wishing for people to watch the 2003 version was they could STOP hating it.

Anyway, granted, but you have to sell the rest of your Mario Kart games.

I wish for a pizza.
 
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