Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, it includes you.

I wish I were taller.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. The height increase is minuscule.
I wish for a pet dragon.

 

[Primarina]

granted but your pet dragon unleashes its powers on you at random intervals.
I wish for Princess Peach and Princess Daisy to be canon girlfriends.

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. Unfortunately, they're zombies now, and they eat everyone's brains.

I wish to lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.

 

[Boo1268]

Granted, However you aren't stopping it from getting worse your just controlling it for now.

Well I wish to be able to heal anyone I touch

 

[Blondie Lockes]

Granted but the injuries transfer to you instead and you cant heal yourself

I wish I was better at singing

 

[Boo1268]

Granted but whenever you sing People around you fall asleep so people can't listen to you sing!

I wish I had minecraft bone meal to make things grow faster

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. It's very ineffective but it increases growth by 0.0000001%.
I wish to be freed from prison!

 

[Boo1268]

Granted but you get arrested for a different crime

I wish to be able to draw what I want my daring to be exactly

 

[Blondie Lockes]

Granted but it requires a magical pen and the only way to obtain that is to trade with a shady wizard merchant (i've been watching too much adventure time lol)

I wish I had an infinite number of Nintendo 3DS's which are fully functional and are pre-loaded with every Mario game.

 

[Boo1268]

Granted but all the games are both glitchy and already 100% completed

I wish for a bacon candle