Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[3Dejong]

They fall down the sewer.

I wish that I was NOT
...

 

[Lario]

You are paper.

I wish unMario is fully REVIVED! Or else!

 

[3Dejong]

It ASPLODES.

I wish...

 

[Paper Jorge]

3dejong: Granted, but since the present is invisible, you can't see what it is and just have to throw it away.

Lario: Granted, but it is now a rated NC-17 website.

3dejong: Granted, but since oyu did'nt wish for anything, you just get something random, and its a bomb. BOOM!

 

[3Dejong]

I wish that I didn't get a bomb when I "I wish"'d....

 

[Paper Jorge]

Granted, but now you got nothing. Nothing and nothing.

 

[3Dejong]

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[Paper Jorge]

Granted, but now they're violent and rated M stories.

I wish I could be a happier person.

 

[3Dejong]

...Shigeru Miyamoto's head ASPLODES trying to think up a good story.

I wish I had every FoxTrot comic book, and that they were all INVINCIBLE. NOTHING could POSSIBLY damage them.

 

[3Dejong]

Your little brother can't play them. :P

 

[3Dejong]

That one.

 

[3Dejong]

Oh.

I wish I had every FoxTrot comic book, and that they were all INVINCIBLE. NOTHING could POSSIBLY damage them.

 

[Dannyboy]

Granted but there so invincible you cant open the page because it might attempt to damage them.

I wish i had a girlfirend that wouldn't break up with me or harass me.