Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you get grounded from video games for 120000 years

I wish Yoshi's Island prices weren't through the roof.
 
Granted it brings you full joy and full evilness

I wish my phone wasnt dead
 
Granted. Now its a live and its haunting you.

I wish Masashiro Sakurai would reveal all teh charatcers in Smash Bros. Brawl arleady!
 
Granted but they cancel the game.

I wish nintendo would stop releasing Pokemon games.
 
Granted. It's called "Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games".

I wish that my computer would stop it with this "THIS COMUPTER IS GOING TO BLOW UP! RUN!" signs.