Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Paper Jorge]

Not granted, because you've had too many wishes.

 

[Smiddle]

...you're supposed to grant the wish, and you're also supposed to post a new wish when you grant something.
I'll post a wish for you:

I wish I had all of Weird Al's albums.

 

[SiFi]

Granted, but you get a seizure from listening to them all simultaneously.

I wish something bad happened to me. (Ha! I got the backfire, now give me the good wish!)

 

[Blitzwing]

Granted, you get lung cancer and everything you made is now worth a billions of bucks... after your dead.


I wish some of our editors got more recognition.

 

[Smiddle]

(Me too.)
Granted, they get more regognition.
...by the police, they get into jail.

I wish I got cake on my birthday instead of pizza.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, you decide to slam your head so hard against the wall that you have to go to teh hospital.

I wish that Al made a video for Couch Potato, and it's good.

 

[Plumber]

Granted, your arm hurts more now.

I wish Cats ruled the Earth.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, humans now are pets of the cats and have to eat out of the trash and scratch their nails on a wooden... thing.

I wish I could stay up longer

 

[Dry Bones]

The fruit drink has a strawberrie in it and you choke.

I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish! :P

 

[Plumber]

Nothing does, but nothing happens because if it did, it would go wrong.

I wish SOIFJWSOIFDJSIO.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you realize that it is a bad thing to wish for.

I wish I was more active on the forums and chat like I used to be...

 

[Snack]

Dude, you have not gotten any less active...

You can't say "Used to be" you've hardly been here a month... --'

Yes, I have gotten less active.

I wish my posts didn't cause people to go off topic so much.

 

[SiFi]

Granted, but now the forum is more boring.

 

[Smiddle]

Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

I wish I could speak Latin.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but it is actually a whale.

I wish Uni would put that whale back were it belongs.

 

[Lario]

Granted, but I never heard of that

I wish that Uniju made a wish

 

[Lario]

Granted, he has Pi posts

I wish for nothing, and not even nothing

 

[Lario]

NOTHING!!!

I wish

 

[Dry Bones]

but you laugh too hard and die.


I wish for world peace....

 

[Lario]

WARS r Everywhere.

I wish....nah.

 

[Sydezkicks]

doododododdododooddo.



I wish I had laptop.

 

[Dry Bones]

but the laptop is can only kill people.

I wish for Dancing Doors......

 

[Lario]

They like to dance on you.

I wish that off-topic thread has over Pi pages...

 

[Snack]

Granted, but most of those pages are empty.

I wish I was so :D that :D thought I was too :D and got jealous of my :D ness.

 

[Lario]

Um,,,it didn't

I wish I HAS A BUCKET