Good wishes aren't always good wishes

They fall down the sewer.

I wish that I was NOT
...
 
3dejong: Granted, but since the present is invisible, you can't see what it is and just have to throw it away.

Lario: Granted, but it is now a rated NC-17 website.

3dejong: Granted, but since oyu did'nt wish for anything, you just get something random, and its a bomb. BOOM!
 
Granted, but now they're violent and rated M stories.

I wish I could be a happier person.
 
...Shigeru Miyamoto's head ASPLODES trying to think up a good story.

I wish I had every FoxTrot comic book, and that they were all INVINCIBLE. NOTHING could POSSIBLY damage them.
 
Oh.

I wish I had every FoxTrot comic book, and that they were all INVINCIBLE. NOTHING could POSSIBLY damage them.
 
Granted but there so invincible you cant open the page because it might attempt to damage them.

I wish i had a girlfirend that wouldn't break up with me or harass me.