Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Pink Cat]

Granted: Everyone is Iblis from Sonic 06
I wish Onegai My Melody was officially released with subs and dubs in the USA

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but the only say mean stuff.

I wish I had more time.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted, you get one sixtieth of a second more time.

I wish to be able to reverse time.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

Granted, but it tastes gross and your superpowers of eating plastic have the side effect you can no longer eat regular food so you need to eat plastic.

I wish that everyone in the UK would go vegan.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but all vegan products are destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to deal with deadlines.

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but because there are no deadlines nothing gets done on time and everything is really delayed and slow.

I wish everyone lived for thousands of years.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. That means all the bad people do also.

I wish for a pizza with eggplant, pepperoni, and extra cheese. Nothing else on it, just those. Please.

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Granted, the cheese is a very low quality plasticy cheese, and the pepperoni is too spicy for your spice tolerance

I wish to have a superpower be able to play any song in history, at any time, in any place, at any volume level I choose, without needing a device or internet connection, and I choose who can and can't hear it, and it will sound as high quality as if the musicians were performing on stage in front of me.

 

[Pink Cat]

Granted, you get noise complaints
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but you're so gigantically tall you can't fit through any doorways.

I wish everything tasted like strawberries.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. Everything is strawberries now.
I wish for a pineapple pizza.

 

[Sentient freedom]

Granted, you'll be sentenced to death by the Italian government.
I wish for there to be more Jamboree Buddies in Super Mario Party Jamboree.

 

[yoshibro75]

Granted, but...hmmm...the cow from mk world is one of the buddies (i couldn't think of anything else lol)
I wish for an Earthbound remake on the switch 2.

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but it's badly ported and glitchy, like the "Last Of Us" PC port and is unfairly expensive and Nintendo never fixes the bugs with it.

I wish my favorite cartoon and other fictional characters were real so I could interact with them in real life.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted, they are now bound to the laws of physics.

I wish to stop yearning for the mines.

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but you now are bound to work at the mines for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. XD

I wish everything was edible.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted, now everything is an edible.
I wish for flint and steel!

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Granted, but it's really blunt and doesn't work

I wish for the ability to solve any programming problems immediately

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. Unfortunately, it breaks after one use.
I wish to see the Minecraft movie in theaters again.

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

Granted, when you're near psychos who ruin the experience of watching the cinema.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my parents!

Granted, your family tree is now very weird because your uncles are also your dads, you only have one set of grandparents, and you and any siblings you have are now your own cousins.

I wish I were better at gymnastics

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but now people expect you to do gymnastics all the time in real life to get around obstacles (yeah I know that was really crappy; I'm sorry; I can't honestly think of a way that wish could turn out badly, or maybe I'm just not creative enough).

I wish every day was Saturday (It's my favorite day).

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. It breaks in shipping.
I wish for a pineapple pizza.

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but now you can never have any other pizza toppings or flavors but that-ever.

I wish I could run super fast like Sonic.

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but this activates a curse that makes you and everything and everyone in the world made of cake and you and everyone else in the world eats each other.

I wish that everything in the world was made of diamonds. (Wonder how THIS wish could go wrong.)