Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

granted, it can't send anymore

I wish I had the motivation to draw more

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, you're motivated to draw more because someone's forcing you to at gunpoint, and when they don't like their drawing they kill you

I wish I could time travel back 3 years

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, you can never go back

I wish Kermit's current voice actor was better.

 

[Chair]

granted, Kermit now has a handsome voice and noone likes it

 

[Mike Wheeler]

(I can't reply, you didn't list a wish)

I wish to be the best person at baking food alive

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but you are bad at everything else.

I wish for a random good wish.

 

[mistery juice]

Granted, that random good wish is finding 1 cent in the floor

I wish the next person to post doesnt get any bad wish

 

[Chair]

granted, it's a good wish that turned into a bad one
I wish for a burger right now

 

[mistery juice]

Granted, you have a hamburger, but the cheese is spoiled, the meat is from rat, and the vegetables are also spoiled
I wish I had Mega Man 11

 

[Chair]

wow you're the one who made the wish of the next person having a good wish but you're the one having to ruin it

Granted, I have the game myself it's really fun and you'll never have it so screw urself just kidding lol. Granted, you realize you don't have a switch anymore

I wish fora better computer