Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[October Yoshi the SSM]

granted. You get rain. But this is because it was a part of a tornado. Or is it a hurricane.

I wish that we can get this thread to 10,000 replies by next week this time and the thread still going.

I also wish for a good fruit parfait.

 

[Chair]

granted, this thread will then be so smart taking over the forum and then the whole internet, possibly then the whole world
for the second: granted, its so good that you decide to conserve it but then it just gets ruined
I wish for a waffle

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, the waffle sucks and you're not satisfied.
I wish Health Leger was still alive.

 

[Chair]

granted, his acting skills become horrible, he became the worst video director, and now he just wishes he was dead
I wish Wario wasn't so annoying to fight as a level 9 CPU in smash

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, every other level 9 CPU is terrible.
I wish Disney will never make a Toy Story 5

 

[Chair]

granted, they made a toy story 6 instead
I wish I could purchase the games that I want now

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, but you can only but that game.
I wish Among Us was on Switch.

 

[Chair]

I also put it in my sig lol
granted, you don't have a switch anymore
I wish my phone didn't suck so that I could do more stuff on it

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, your phone has an awful battery life.

I wish something interesting happened here.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. the only interesting thing that happened is that the website got shut down

i wish some nice (real) money