Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Researchers eventually develop a vaccine for it, thus exterminating it.
I wish more people knew about the BanG Dream! franchise.

 

[Blue]

Granted they don't
Also, My question was a trick question so my wish was granted with covid so I am cool and nobody has done that before
(Shots firedShots Fired)
I wish I had pizza

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Just before you bite into it, a hawk picks it up in its talons and makes off with the pizza, never to be seen again.
I wish I could become a little demon.

 

[Blue]

Who even wishes that
You don't
I wish for random bannanas,

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you sing the DK Rap.

I wish I could burn Polycarbonate film.

 

[Blue]

Granted you don't
I wish Waluigi Number 1

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Denied.

I wish that this stupid thread ends

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. The entire forum falls out of relevance.

I wish I didn't fail my next assignment.

 

[Nera]

Granted, but society collapses, meaning taking it was pointless

I wish I could learn to play a saxophone

 

[Duchess Swan]

granted, but your saxophone breaks and you can't afford to replace it

i wish i had a switch

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but your Joy-Cons start to drift and you can't fix them because of COVID.

I wish Mario Kart Tour got rid of the gacha mechanics and lootboxes.

 

[Duchess Swan]

granted but then the app is shut down because of a loss in popularity

i wish i could go back to going to school physically

 

[Noct]

Granted. You get a ridiculous amount of homework.

I wish to shake off the laziness and get stuff done.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but you get the stuff done too early and you're bored.

I wish I had a Nintendo GameCube.

 

[Nera]

Granted, it steals souls
I wish I had a bad wish

 

[Noct]

Granted. you get a Wa-Wish, use it wisely as it always backfires stupendously.

I wish for the seven chaos emeralds.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but Dr. Eggman steals them.

I wish that it would be summer.

 

[Noct]

Granted. But only for a day.

I wish for motivation.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the motivation ends after 1 day.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Duchess Swan]

granted, you lose all your beloved possessions

i wish for money

 

[Noct]

Granted. You robbed a bank.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but you time travel and the machine breaks, leaving you stick in an unknown time zone.

I wish that Nintendo games would be the same in all regions.

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted, now all your games are Japanese.

I wish I had some pizza.

 

[Duchess Swan]

granted, the pizza has chocolate and cheese on it

i wish there was an spm theme in mario maker

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but it is 60 dollar DLC.

I wish that I didn't have as much schoolwork.