Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. Researchers eventually develop a vaccine for it, thus exterminating it.
I wish more people knew about the BanG Dream! franchise.

 

[Blue]

Granted they don't
Also, My question was a trick question so my wish was granted with covid so I am cool and nobody has done that before
(Shots firedShots Fired)
I wish I had pizza

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. Just before you bite into it, a hawk picks it up in its talons and makes off with the pizza, never to be seen again.
I wish I could become a little demon.

 

[Blue]

Who even wishes that
You don't
I wish for random bannanas,

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you sing the DK Rap.

I wish I could burn Polycarbonate film.

 

[Blue]

Granted you don't
I wish Waluigi Number 1

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Denied.

I wish that this stupid thread ends

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. The entire forum falls out of relevance.

I wish I didn't fail my next assignment.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, but society collapses, meaning taking it was pointless

I wish I could learn to play a saxophone

 

[Marceline]

granted, but your saxophone breaks and you can't afford to replace it

i wish i had a switch