Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but it gets a ton of downloads because a popular user stole it and reposted it as his own.

I wish that I was brave enough to eat escargot.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, now you're an escargot slog.

I wish for Plastic Love.

 

[Koops]

Granted, it's still fake love, so... what do you get from it? Like.. it's literally plastic!

I wish I had more power over my studies.

Granted, but they're mean.

I'm one of his two brothers Moldo... how could you say this about me?

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but it's now worthless.

I wish the video game industry were unionized.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, but the union is of devs you don't like
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't backfire

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. It backfires and you have an arrow in the knee.

I wish there wasn't a Digimon x Pokémon crossover

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. It's now a Sonic crossover.

I wish Garfield was my cat. (Is it a good wish tho?)

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but Garfield will eat all of your lasagna.

I wish i was no longer sick

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. You die instead.

I wish for a cake.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish I had denali moose tracks ice cream N O W.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, raw ice cream appears in midair and falls on your floor. You now have to clean it up and will have ants tomorrow.

I wish that I was good at writing.