Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted. I ate it.

I wish Mario kart tour will be released now.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, only the menu is released. There's no way to start the game--not even by hacking.

I wish everything.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it's also everything bad.

I wish for a delicious cake.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You drop it.

I wish I could go to a convention.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, it's cancelled

I wish I could have more friends.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, but you never get a best friend.

I wish I had lots of eShop cards.

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but they work like credit cards instead.

I wish I knew what good wish I should wish for.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, you just wished one.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

It's not granted, yet it still somehow becomes true resulting in a paradoxical apocalypse.

I wish food stayed warm longer and I can always finish it.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, it's always hot.

I wish warioWare will be on the switch soon.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, it has only one microgame.

I wish something good will happen with this wish.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, the good thing happens to someone else, and doesn't affect you in any way.

I wish for Aloy (from Horizon Zero Dawn) to be in the next Smash Bros. title.