Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Noct]

Granted, it's fool's gold.

I wish the roads weren't slick.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, they're sharp and destroy your tires.

I wish the Nintendo Switch had unlimited battery life.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now you're playing it for too much and now you're sick.

I wish Rabbid heroes in Kingdom Battle were playable in the next smash Bros, with a themed level for the game.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, the Rabbids have no Final Smash or custom moves, and the stage is dull and uninteresting.

I wish Nintendo would always finish games before releasing them.

 

[LED42]

Granted, they are never satisfied with their results. As a consequence, the game is never finished, meaning that it will be never released.

I wish I was cool.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. Now you're so cool everyone is chasing you, wanting an autograph.

I wish I didn't only have the Wii and the Switch as consoles.

 

[LED42]

Granted, your house is now full of consoles. You can't even walk around for the lots of consoles.

I wish I had an SNES Classic Edition.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, Star Fox 2 never unlocks and the console will crash after every five minutes.

I wish I was absolutely amazing.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You're so amazing everyone hates you.

I wish it could be 64 degrees Fahrenheit all day.

 

[LED42]

Granted, the next day the temperature is 75° C

I wish I was immune to venom.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you're still vulnerable to poison.

I wish the Mega Mushroom would come back.