Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[forum user 3254]

Granted, but they were transformed into lizards.

I wish Nintendo would offer a reasonable explanation to the fact that Mario is the shortest human in his games, but supposedly he is five feet and eleven inches.

 

[LED42]

Granted, they don't want to explain it and they make Mario four times taller...even taller than Waluigi.

I wish I DIDN'T FORGET THINGS.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, now the bad things in your life are stained into your memory.

I wish for a new Year of Luigi.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's Luigi's latest appearance in the whole franchise.

I wish food.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, you ate too much and exploded.

I wish Nintendo would block the jump-rope cheaters from Super Mario Odyssey's online server.

 

[Noct]

Granted, they remove the score boards entirely.

I wish Luigi's fireballs would consistently remain green instead of only in certain spin-offs and Smash Bros.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, now Mario and Bowser also have green fire.

I wish the Nintendo Switch Online Service was completely free.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but as compensation you have to work as a unpaid janitor at Nintendo's headquarters for six hours every day of the week for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a gold Mario amiibo.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, it's fool's gold.

I wish Luigi would be just as main as Mario currently is.

 

[Noct]

Granted, he already is.

I wish so many great animated shows would stop going on lengthy hiatuses.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, they're all canceled.

I wish for Mario's Mansion.

 

[Noct]

Granted, Mario sprays all the ghosts with FLUDD since E.Gadd accidentally lost track of the Poltergust.

I wish for Super Luigi Sunshine.