Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Noct]

Granted, but now procrastination is less enjoyable.

I wish for a infinitely regenerating slice of pizza that never gets cold or goes bad.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you die for eating too many pizza.

I wish a Nintendo Switch (again).

 

[Noct]

Granted, you receive a light switch from Nintendo's headquarters.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, you get more bored.

I wish Birdo would be in Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[Koops]

Granted, she appears as a transgender.

I wish it was Christmas already.

 

[LED42]

Granted, Santa didn't plan Christmas for November, and because of that, nobody receives gifts.

I wish a Nintendo Switch (again again) (the console, not a normal switch).

 

[PowerKamek]

Granted, it came without Joycons and a dock.

I wish I had Spaghetti right now.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It's everywhere BUT on the plate.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep tonight.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but you can only sleep in the most uncomfortable positions leading to your neck hurting when you wake up.

I wish my cats didn't wake me at 3am.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted. Them waking you up means they want food. Their voices become silent, and they starve to death from you forgetting to feed them.

I wish Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam wasn't so generic. (Note: I haven't played this game, but it looks bland to me)

 

[Noct]

(Actually I make sure both their food bowls are full before going to bed, it's just one is in heat.)

Granted, but it effectively retcons some previous Mario RPGs in the process.

I wish the new Pokemon movie would air on TV.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted. It airs only once without warning, on an obscure network that nobody uses.

I wish Sonic Forces had more character customization options, and a color changer for the clothes.