Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. Your IQ rises but your EQ drops twice as much.

I wish I had remembered that that one deadline had been extended for the whole class.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, you forget everything else about your class.

I wish I had subscribers on YouTube.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you obtain so many subscribers that every comment section on your videos becomes a illegible cesspool of malice, spam and repetitive unfunny internet jokes.

I wish for more morale.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, everyone else gets it but not you.

I wish Yoshis would exist in real life and live peacefully alongside humans.

 

[Koops]

Granted, now the world is overpopulated.

I wish more people liked my Fanmade PM.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, that means more people hate it now too.

I wish I had an HTC Vive.

 

[Fanny]

Granted, but you'll never get a game on it.

I wish Nintendo made a remake of Mario Kart: Super Circuit.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, they butcher it so much that it's no good anymore.

I wish I would stop coughing.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, you're dead. No more cough!

I wish I could finally commit to writing again.

 

[Jigglypurin]

Granted. Your life is boring, because all you do is write essays.

I wish the genie would stop screwing up our wishes.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, this thread is worthless now

I wish I could use Kirby's abilities