Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, now all whales go into extinction.

I wish for a lifetime supply of popcorn.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, you receive a day's worth of popcorn and extreme paranoia.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, now all whales go into extinction.

Explain this to me, please.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted, genetics were not kind with you.

I wish I liked brunettes as much as blondes.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, only because you don't like blondes as much anymore so you like them both equally.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat today.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but you now have a chipmunk voice.

I wish for Drawn to Life 3.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, once you get it, it crashes and corrupts whichever console it plays on.

I wish I could do a collaboration with Nathaniel Bandy.

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but then Fawful's Minion swoops in and steals the show.

I wish I was good at heavyweights in Smash.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, they are slow and also big punching bags.

I wish I played on Battlefield more often in Melee.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, all the Wire Frames beat you to a pulp and you're immediately thrown off the screen.

I wish Knuckles actually looked like an echidna.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, now he looks a lot uglier.

I wish Mario characters existed in the real world.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. We're still brittle and flimsy, while they are durable. They are the master race.

I wish I could eat some of Zess T.'s recipes.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, some of them makes your stomach ache.

I wish the Monster and Hot Monster tires in Mario Kart 8 were actually good.

 

[Czario]

Granted, you get hit by a blue shell because your winning.

I wish Waluigi was in Mario Kart 7.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, playing as him crashes the game.

I wish music today didn't suck so much.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, instead of sucking, it blows out your eardrums and you're now deaf.

I wish for Super Mario Maker 2 on Switch with no removed features and lots of new features.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. There's still no slopes.

I with Super Mario Maker for 3DS allowed me to share levels via the internet, and not just via StreetPass.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, they're taken down after 24 hours if no one stars them.

I wish 10th grade were less mediocre.

 

[FrozenDragon150]

Granted, but it's made awful instead of just mediocre.

I wish I could have cake whenever I wanted v_v

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, it is unhealthy

I wish I could have a pet ostrich.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You are given a pet Birdo that is mistakenly called Ostro.

I wish I had a backup plan for me breakfast.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your plan b doesn't work because the food you want is not there.

I wish Peach used her red dress from Smash outside that series.

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but they redesign it and it looks awful.

I wish a Mario RPG rep got into Smash Bros.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, it's Kersti

I wish Super Mario Odyssey would be released early with no drawbacks and the same content it would've had in the holiday season.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, it's full of nothing but glitches.

I wish Sticks actually looked like a badger.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, he looks like a really ugly badger.

I wish I could get a namedrop from Nathaniel Bandy in one of his videos.