Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, now all whales go into extinction.

I wish for a lifetime supply of popcorn.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, you receive a day's worth of popcorn and extreme paranoia.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, now all whales go into extinction.

Explain this to me, please.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted, genetics were not kind with you.

I wish I liked brunettes as much as blondes.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, only because you don't like blondes as much anymore so you like them both equally.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat today.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but you now have a chipmunk voice.

I wish for Drawn to Life 3.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, once you get it, it crashes and corrupts whichever console it plays on.

I wish I could do a collaboration with Nathaniel Bandy.

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but then Fawful's Minion swoops in and steals the show.

I wish I was good at heavyweights in Smash.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, they are slow and also big punching bags.

I wish I played on Battlefield more often in Melee.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, all the Wire Frames beat you to a pulp and you're immediately thrown off the screen.

I wish Knuckles actually looked like an echidna.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, now he looks a lot uglier.

I wish Mario characters existed in the real world.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. We're still brittle and flimsy, while they are durable. They are the master race.

I wish I could eat some of Zess T.'s recipes.