Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fazer]

Granted, but they are too kind and fail to stop an Earth invasion.

I wish I never had homework.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but schoolwork still exists.

I wish schools never existed.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. Your Congress is 100% filled with people that deny evolution exists and lack critical thinking.

I wish that schools are more fun.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Granted, but you have an immense amount of homework to make up for it.
I wish I was the terminator

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you terminate everything, including yourself.

I wish all candles were Litwicks.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they explode in your mouth.



I wish for a gun.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you got a toy gun.

I wish I never died.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you keep ageing.


I wish for supremacy.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you get a supremacy pizza. It's like a speciality pizza, only slightly better.

I wish for Pizza Rolls.

 

[Icemario]

Granted, you'd get sick of them if you eat too many.

I wish for puns.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, everyone gets tired of them.

I wish for a hamburger.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's a 5 year old MacDonald's hamburger that still looks the same (which they do after any amount of years).

I wish for Internet Explorer to be eradicated from existance.