Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Boozooka]

Granted, Rare has a field day with them in court.

I wish the Sword Art Online dub we'll soon get is the best dub ever made.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's the worst dub ever.

I wish I was PSY,

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it's the worst dub ever.

I wish I was PSY,

Granted, your soul leaves your body to switch to PSY's and your body dies.

I wish people here had more creative responses.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, this is not a creative response.

I wish I could do Gangnam Style.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you get a heartattack.

I wish my DSi's L and R button worked.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but your cat ate them.

I wish each month had 30 days

 

[Fazer]

Granted, your birthday doesn't exist anymore.

I wish nothing bad happened.

 

[Shoko]

I wish nothing bad happened.

Granted, and everything in life became perfect. But perpetually, everyone would become too perfect and indifferent and there would be no thrill in taking a risk anymore. How boring would that be?

I wish that all goes well for me next week.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but something goes terribly wrong at 23:59.

I wish for

some code.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, the code makes your computer die.

I wish my DS Lite worked.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it works hard to build a tower, which falls on you.

I wish the anti-Fawful sigs would disappear.

 

[Revin]

granted, they are replaced by anti-fawful avatars

i wish for a fish