Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, Rare has a field day with them in court.

I wish the Sword Art Online dub we'll soon get is the best dub ever made.
 
Rosy the Rascal said:
Granted, it's the worst dub ever.

I wish I was PSY,
Granted, your soul leaves your body to switch to PSY's and your body dies.

I wish people here had more creative responses.
 
Granted, but you get a heartattack.

I wish my DSi's L and R button worked.
 
Granted, your birthday doesn't exist anymore.

I wish nothing bad happened.
 
World10 said:
I wish nothing bad happened.
Granted, and everything in life became perfect. But perpetually, everyone would become too perfect and indifferent and there would be no thrill in taking a risk anymore. How boring would that be?

I wish that all goes well for me next week.
 
Granted, but something goes terribly wrong at 23:59.

I wish for
Code:
some code.
 
Granted, the code makes your computer die.

I wish my DS Lite worked.
 
granted, you develop a brain tumor as a result

i wish everything anti-fawful stopped, and fawful is confirmed as an official mario regular by nintendo.
 
Granted but Koopa Troopa kills you.

I Wish i was rich.
 
Granted, but you lose all in a casino.

I wish that Waluigi was next to me.
 
granted but minor characters get into a MK game

i wish i was a tree
 
Granted, but someone sets you on fire.

I wish more people around here liked Mario.
 
Granted.
I Wish to be owner of wikipedia.
 
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