Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Stargatedalek]

granted, reshiram eats you

I wish I could re-catch zekrom

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's a level 1 Zekrom.

I wish I was in Super Smash Bros. Lawl.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, you appear as an joke character and have worst ability.

I wish I were promoted to staff member.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you are now a member of the Society of Staffs, which includes varieties such as rods and canes.

I wish for cake.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it's a lie the cake is made of plastic.

I wish all trolls were gone forever.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's a lie the cake is made of plastic.

I wish all trolls were gone forever.

Granted, you disappear Stanley the good troll disappears.

I wish for real cake that is made out of cake and tastes good, and is not poisoned.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but it is very small and a dog eats it.

I wish I had a NES.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it's malfunction.

I wish I could see Daft Punk's face.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it's ugly and you die.

I wish I could finally beat Strange Journey. (Ugh this game is so hard)

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you lose all your data after that.

I wish I had unlimited soda.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I contaminate them.



I wish that I was a Tritovore.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, wtf is that...

I wish I could dance to Tunak Tunak Tun.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you fall down from a cliff while dancing.

I wish I could run really fast.