Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, someone hits the clown in the head with soda pop bottle, knocking him unconsciously.

I wish Boyz II Men were more popular.
 
Granted
I Wish i was a famous videogame LPer on youtube.
 
Granted, but you always choose bad games which makes people lose interest.

I wish I had a 3DS.
 
Granted, but Nintendo puts you on their blacklist to that you can't buy it.

I wish that you would become Kingfawful again.
 
I wish that Toad85 was a Yankees fan.
 
Granted, but the clock's battery dies at the last second.

I wish I had a wireless mouse.
 
Granted, but you're forced to move back due the the constant language barrier.

I wish I could eat cheese.
 
Not granted

I wish that this wish isn't granted.
 
Back on topic: I wish I you could play as a Bullet Bill in New Super Mario Bros. U.
 
Granted, but someone eats you after mistaking for a Poptart.

I wish for nothing.
 
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