Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get something.

I wish I was Rebecca Black.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, only for an hour

I wish I was a Pink Boo forever

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could be hugged.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it's by a cactus.

I wish this forum had no more fanboys.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, than it would be boring.

I wish I could dream of sources.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but they pop easily.

I wish my Bob-omb wasn't so boring.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, he explodes.

I wish I was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Not granted. You become the Smelly Prince of Mauvais-Air.


I wish for I had lotsa money.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, ya go bankrupt the next day.

I wish I was Will Smith.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but people suddenly stop watching movies

I wish you would stop wishing to be famous people.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I wish to be infamous people.

I wish I was Oad.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted but you have herpes.

I wish I could do art.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but everyone hates them.

I wish I won an Olympic Game-gold medal.