Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, someone hits the clown in the head with soda pop bottle, knocking him unconsciously.

I wish Boyz II Men were more popular.
 
Granted
I Wish i was a famous videogame LPer on youtube.
 
Granted, but you always choose bad games which makes people lose interest.

I wish I had a 3DS.
 
Granted, but Nintendo puts you on their blacklist to that you can't buy it.

I wish that you would become Kingfawful again.
 
I wish that Toad85 was a Yankees fan.
 
Granted, but the clock's battery dies at the last second.

I wish I had a wireless mouse.