Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[chillv]

Granted, but they developers make you test them for days against your will.

I wish pikmin were real.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, lightning strikes and kills all of your Pikmin.

I wish I was rid of this damn cold I've got.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you are no longer cold, because you are in lava.

I wish Mario & Luigi: Dream Team would release early at a very low price.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but as it was released early, it's not finished yet, and you can't get past the second level.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but someone spiking it with a poison.

I wish Fawful become popular.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, he becomes popular to an ant colony.

I wish my -ness level would grow.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but is getting banned.

I wish I won a Nobel Prize.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I steal it, along with the fame.



I wish for 10^500000000000000000000000000000000000000 of money.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, it's Monopoly money.

I wish Dimentio randomly appeared in a Mario Tennis game.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but he's too slow and weak.

I wish my house was made of gold.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, someone steals it.



I wish for my allergies to disappear.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but you then get cancer and die.

I wish Super Mario RPG would get a direct sequel.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it's worse than Sticker Star.

I wish and 's noses weren't so deformed.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, and have their noses become more demented than they already are.

I wish I lived in Japan.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you live in a very polluted and unhealthy place.

I wish I had a Gamecube.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted, but now you are late for school because you spent 30 hours playing it.

I wish i was a cookie

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but you got eaten by someone.

I wish the Earth was conquered by Koopa Nation (a.k.a Koopa Kingdom or whatever)

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but then Wart Kingdom takes over and makes the Earth into a bad place.

I wish my SNES isn't broken.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, your controller's broken.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted.
Enjoy your date with Bowletta.

I wish

would appear in Dream Team.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, he only is there for one second.

I wish I had a Game Boy Advanced.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you get an original Game Boy that is "Advanced" for its time. (next time say the name of the system right)

I wish I could attend a party dressed as Count Bleck.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, Mario destroys you because you are Count Bleck.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you wish for a Thwomp and it lands on you.

I wish for Strawberry Ice Cream

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish :drosh: was back.