Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[chillv]

Granted, but they developers make you test them for days against your will.

I wish pikmin were real.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, lightning strikes and kills all of your Pikmin.

I wish I was rid of this damn cold I've got.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you are no longer cold, because you are in lava.

I wish Mario & Luigi: Dream Team would release early at a very low price.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but as it was released early, it's not finished yet, and you can't get past the second level.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but someone spiking it with a poison.

I wish Fawful become popular.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, he becomes popular to an ant colony.

I wish my -ness level would grow.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but is getting banned.

I wish I won a Nobel Prize.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I steal it, along with the fame.



I wish for 10^500000000000000000000000000000000000000 of money.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's Monopoly money.

I wish Dimentio randomly appeared in a Mario Tennis game.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but he's too slow and weak.

I wish my house was made of gold.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, someone steals it.



I wish for my allergies to disappear.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you then get cancer and die.

I wish Super Mario RPG would get a direct sequel.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it's worse than Sticker Star.

I wish and 's noses weren't so deformed.