Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it becomes a cliche.

I wish for some pi.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But you cant take it anywhere since it goes on forever.


I wish for infinite happiness, no matter what.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, but your happiness is so grandiose that it divides by zero.

I wish an invincibility star touched my Porsche, and I could have a demo derby without being busted by the cops.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but you didn't realizes the star run out. Only to be arrested by cops.

I wish if I were imbued with Dark Star.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you're imbued with Dark Matter. (if you get the reference you get a very cookie)

I wish Luigi's Mansion and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon were so popular that every other person in the world had a GameCube, a 3DS, and a copy of each of them.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but it causes chaos in the world, since everyone are just playing it.

I wish I was older.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you're 112 years old now.

I wish people liked more than .

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but he becomes really overrated and everyone hates him after that.

I wish my DSi's L- and R-buttons worked again.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted, but they explode when you press them.

 

[Fazer]

Granted.

I wish my computer was faster.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it crashes one minute later.



I wish I had chocolate.

 

[Specific Neptune]

It's poisonous chocolate that tastes like shit. Literally.

I wish for time to go a little bit faster

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but it slows down after some minutes.

I wish that I was rich.