Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. They are free, but suck.

I wish there was a Fire Emblem for Wii U.

 

[Luigidaisy1]

Granted: But it's an FPS.

I wish I had Pumpkin Pie.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You are the main ingredient.

I wish that I had a Greninja that was loyal to me and would not severely injure or kill me.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Charizard kills him.

I wish Wario appeared in more Main Series games.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. He appears in an upcoming trilogy of New Super Mario Bros. games where he replaces Luigi. Link in past games, he and the Toads are only in multiplayer and extra modes. In addition, the games feature mostly the same tracks, release over the course of four years, and push back the next 3D Mario platformer until all of them are released.

I wish that I had the power to find Mario power-ups and use them. I am the only one that can see them, and I can use them properly.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They all vanish 5 seconds later.

I wish Mario was real.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. Tortoises become extinct.

I wish wishes couldn't be bad. (Do not put this wish is bad as a response)

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, but this is the Good wishes aren't always good wishes thread, so this wish is not active.

I wish Mario was a scardy cat and Luigi was brave

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Mario and Luigi become literal cats and play second fiddle to Waluigi.

I wish that I could perform a Falcon Punch.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your Falcon Punch is weak compared to Captain Falcon.

I wish Brain Age never existed.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Nintendo releases a trilogy of edutainment games based around Sheriff instead.

I wish that there was a Rainbow Yoshi.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It shows up in a brief cameo in an awful game.

I wish it was easier to type on mobile devices.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It is harder to type on a computer.

I wish Airship Fortress was in Mario Kart 8 and Tick-Tock-Clock was in Mario Kart 7.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Tick-Tock Cloc is a low quality port from Mario Kart DS, and Airship Fortress features an awful remix.

I wish that Amazon never bought Twitch.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, Google bought Twitch, and now you need Google+ to use it.

I wish Dave Chappelle was still on TV.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

and Airship Fortress features an awful remix.

I care more about the actual track.

Granted. It goes off TV after an episode.

I wish I had a Gamecube Adapter for Wii Mode.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. It only works on a Wii (Family Edition).

I wish I can go to a country with hi-speed internet.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It's Cuba, and they only have one computer there.

I wish Nickelodeon cancelled all it's bad shows.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. They show reruns constantly on Nicktoons.

I wish Disney made another animated show that doesn't get moved to Disney XD and isn't awful.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It appeals to everybody but you.

I wish that Smash 3DS would be released worldwide.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It isn't translated in other languages.

I wish fiction was real.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. A villain kills you.

I wish Smash 4 released worldwide on the same day.
EDIT: Lumastar made the same wish.

I wish the demo released worldwide.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. The demo is in German translation.

I wish Smash Wii U releases on a Saturday.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Smash 3DS is released this holiday instead and bombs. Sakurai gets furious and says that he is going to have a "Smash Run". He drinks a gallon of beer, dresses as Ganondorf, lights himself on fire, and runs through the Japanese country until he tires out. Then Iwata, Miyamoto, Aonuma, and Inaufre, dressed as Luigi, Link, Palutena and Little Mac respectively appear out of the bushes and beat the everliving crap out of him. After that, Don Mattrick dressed as Shrek jumps out of a helicopter and explodes on contact with the ground, killing the six men. Geoff Keighley drives up in his Mercedes Benz and takes the Dorrito crown from Don and cracks open a large bottle of Mountain Dew. This revives the group of six as his CoD fanboy slaves. They dance, and Peter Moore appears to nuke them. The end.

I wish that I had some popcorn.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Someone else eats it.

I wish you didn't need a Google+ account to use YouTube.