Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. They are free, but suck.

I wish there was a Fire Emblem for Wii U.

 

[Luigidaisy1]

Granted: But it's an FPS.

I wish I had Pumpkin Pie.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You are the main ingredient.

I wish that I had a Greninja that was loyal to me and would not severely injure or kill me.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Charizard kills him.

I wish Wario appeared in more Main Series games.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. He appears in an upcoming trilogy of New Super Mario Bros. games where he replaces Luigi. Link in past games, he and the Toads are only in multiplayer and extra modes. In addition, the games feature mostly the same tracks, release over the course of four years, and push back the next 3D Mario platformer until all of them are released.

I wish that I had the power to find Mario power-ups and use them. I am the only one that can see them, and I can use them properly.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They all vanish 5 seconds later.

I wish Mario was real.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. Tortoises become extinct.

I wish wishes couldn't be bad. (Do not put this wish is bad as a response)

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, but this is the Good wishes aren't always good wishes thread, so this wish is not active.

I wish Mario was a scardy cat and Luigi was brave

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Mario and Luigi become literal cats and play second fiddle to Waluigi.

I wish that I could perform a Falcon Punch.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your Falcon Punch is weak compared to Captain Falcon.

I wish Brain Age never existed.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Nintendo releases a trilogy of edutainment games based around Sheriff instead.

I wish that there was a Rainbow Yoshi.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It shows up in a brief cameo in an awful game.

I wish it was easier to type on mobile devices.