Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Meta Knight]

Granted, you're in a cartoon that sucks

I wish for another sword

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You have a Lvl 1 weak sword.

I wish I have more wishes.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, the genies sue you and shove you in a magic lamp never to be seen again

I wish for ssb Wii U costs less than 60 dollars

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, It's 59.99.
I wish I could wish.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted, but you don't.

I wish for unlimited money.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, all the money turns you into the reincarnation of Scrooge.
I wish that people would stop picking on the modern Sonic games.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They start picking on the classic Sonic games.

I wish that :drosh: was brought back.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Anyone who uses it instantly gets a perma-ban.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, you get sick tomorrow.

I wish I had super strength.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You have a weakness to Kirbynite.

I wish I am invincible.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You destroy everything you touch.
I wish everything was protected from your invincibility.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Granted, but you can never go to the bathroom. Ever....

I wish I was very intelligent.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but everyone hates you now because you seem pompous to them. To you, they're just a bunch of cavemen babbling nonsense, so you move to where people are as smart as you, except they're isn't anywhere people are as smart as you, so you kill yourself out of loneliness.

I wish that this wish had no catches.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You kill yourself because no catches is boring.

I wish Pink Gold Peach and Baby Rosalina weren't in Mario Kart 8.

 

[Ai Hoshino]

Granted. When you try to select a character though, the game crashes.

I wish my tablet speakers worked again.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, they work TOO much and destroy your ears.
I wish I was actually the King.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your people forced you to be beheaded.

I wish the movie 'Frozen' doesn't exist.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

HOW THE HELL IS THAT A GOOD WISH

Granted. A movie just like it is made.

I wish Mario was in Wreck-It Ralph.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It's a 2-second cameo.

I wish it was impossible for people to kill themselves.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Everybody goes insane.

I wish King Boo used his Luigi's Mansion design more.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. He's not going to be playable in the next Mario Kart game.

I wish my body doesn't smell like sweat.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. He's not going to be playable in the next Mario Kart game.

I wish my body doesn't smell like sweat.

Granted. It smells like garbage.

I wish you could customize your trainer in ORAS.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. The only customizable feature is to give your character Wario's nose.

I wish Nintendo made a new F-Zero game.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. It's a new F-Zero game (but with Mario characters instead, and no Captain Falcon).

I wish I bought an eShop card.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It's fake.

I wish they would stop putting Rosalina in everything.