Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You need a Yahoo account instead.

I wish I could make silly stories like Lumastar.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. They suck.

I wish I region locking didn't exist.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Granted. They suck.

I wish I region locking didn't exist.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunatly there will be no translated games. Hope you brushed up on your Japanese.

I wish for some cheesy nachos.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Someone sneaked Garlic in there.

I wish that SSB4 got Free DLC.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It adds the Question Mark Block as a playable character. It is the series's first perfect clone, taking Ganondorf's moveset.

I wish that I had a key that could open any door or locked object.

 

[Luigidaisy1]

Granted. They stop make stuff with keyholes.

I wish I had a horse named Epona.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, you get sued for stealing it from Lon Lon Ranch.
I wish for lotsa spaghetti.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Granted, you get sued for stealing it from Lon Lon Ranch.
I wish for lotsa spaghetti.

Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.

I wish that Daisy & Waluigi would star in a game.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Waluigi ruins the game.

I wish Microsoft buys Minecraft. <---(EDIT: it already happened 12 hours ago)

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, then Apple buys Microsoft.
I wish people posted in this thread again.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. All people were busy playing Smash 3DS.

I wish Windows 10 will be as good as Windows XP.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Microsoft discontinues it after three months, replacing it with Windows 9. Windows 9 is a disaster, and Windows 10 never gets released.

I wish Iggy was tall in Smash 3DS.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Iggy is now in the low tier.

I wish Disney buys Nintendo.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. That's already bad enough as it is.

I wish SSB5 for the Wii U was made in 2018.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It's the Paper Mario: Sticker Star of Smash games. (aka a horrid monstrosity)

I wish my SSBM disc wasn't scratched.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, it's actually in pieces.

I wish for the 4DS.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, it's so high-tech that the characters actually jump out of the screen, and then Link, thinking you're a bad guy, kills you with his sword.

I wish Kid Icarus got a new game.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, it's available only in Austrailia.

I wish for immunity to swords.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your head is your weak point.

I wish the Apple Watch didn't exist.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. The Apple Potato Clock happens.

I wish that all Custom Moves were available by default in Smash 3DS. They're the same moves as in the actual game.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. Less characters are available at the start.
I wish there were no mosquitos.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, they get replaced by insects that make you go .EXE if you get bit by one.

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school, because I could have all the school information programmed into my mind.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted but you'll be broken and forget all it

I wish I was the guy in my avatar

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, you become suicidial because you think life is too boring.

I wish I was a god.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You're a n00b god.

I wish I want to be a cartoon character.