Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Dardy]

Granted, but it exploded and destroyed your house.

I wish there were 3DS emulators

 

[Lolcrawler]

But they explode and blow up your house

I wish I was

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you fail and die from a Goomba.

I wish I was

 

[Lolcrawler]

but ur a yoshi

I wish I had

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[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you put in a Pokeball, where it sought revenge until you let it out again and shocked you to death since you forgot to wear rubber gloves.

I wish some random joy will come to me.

 

[Lolcrawler]

but it is the joy of the air whipping across your face as you fall of a cliff

I wish fawful would appear again.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, only a cameo appearance.

I wish Wii had better games.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but there was a game that destroyed your console.

I wish I had a video camera

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It's so tiny, you can't see it.

I wish for a window.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it appears below you, you break and fall into it which leads to a bottomless pit, which is bottomless.

I wish and switched brains.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, since Mario's body can't spit fireballs and Bowser's body is too heavy to run, they decide to switch back.

I wish for some pasta.