Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Pit]

Granted, but Rarity the love of your life ignores you. Forever.

I wish I had a chicken.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could visit Buoy Base Galaxy.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but you get shot down by Torpedo Teds and Bullet Bills.
I wish I had awesome jumping skills like Yoshi and Mario.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you break your legs.

I wish I could go underground.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but I pull you out of the ground like what Kritter does to a Monty Mole in Mario Strikers Charged

I wish I was immune to diseases and viruses

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could visit The Hidden Village.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but you get shot.

I wish UM would stop wishing to go to video game areas.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I don't.

I wish I was Plankton.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you get eaten by a random whale.

I wish I had a bowl of hot soup.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I can visit Yoshi Star Galaxy.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but there's nothing to see there

I wish I knew everything

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could visit Throwback Galaxy.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you get flattened by a thwomp upon arriving there.

I wish it was summer break again.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you burn.

I wish I was Zelda.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you get kidnapped instantly.

I wish that I have a new watch.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could visit Bramble Blast.

 

[mollymoon4]

Granted, but you cannot go back home. EVER.

I wish I was a better artist.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm better.

I wish I was a secret agent.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but your identity has already been revealed to public by me.

I wish that my internet would stop lagging.

 

[OJ Toad]

Wish Granted, but after that, it blew up.

I wish I was a Penguin in SMG2

 

[YoshiGo99]

Granted but u freeze to death or u got shot.

I wish Super Mario 3D Land was like a game where you are Mario and not the player

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but you feel the pain when you receive damage from enemies and obstacles.

I wish Pinkie Pie would stop eating stuff.

 

[MCS]

Granted, he dies.

I wish this game was fun.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, he dies.

I'm pretty sure I was a female last time I checked.

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I was part of Team Magma.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but Team Aqua has already messed up your team's plans.

I wish that I can train my Cinccino in Pokemon Black.